Yo, you made it the good stuff this time?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyup
Well you know what they say, try before you buy!
Umm... Applejack?
...What do you want?...
It's just... you've been working for weeks on end. Don't you think it'd be a good idea to come out and maybe talk to somepony?
I'm sure if you talk to Rainbow Dash she'll apologize for destroying your barn.
No. She crossed the line... y'all did!
Well, you three haven't... yet.
But you will. I'd put all my 'bits' on it.
You could at least come out of your barn once in awhile?
No thanks, Pinkie. Remember what happened last time I tried that?
shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT!
Rarity - FUCKING LORD!
Well, at least this makes my ass look big!
Please make the bleeding stop.
How dare Rarity and Rainbow Dash both ruin my day like that. I swear these ponies are up to something. Applejack must be up to something too; I know it.
Always keep your eyes on the target and don't forget, your problems are gone if it doesn't move anymore.
GEE WILLIKERS, I can see my house from here! Applejack must love just to sit here
alone sometimes! *porn music*
AAAAACHOOOO
*Benny Hill Theme Tune*
I wonder teh fuck's going on with Applejack, ever since I
bucked... her
She's been acting cray, yo.
WOW-WEE
MISTER!
Woah, I think I had too much weed.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU HOMOPHOBE!
AHHHH!
Shit.
Yes, I did see the episode of 'Equestria's Funniest Home Videos'.
Listen, Applejack. We get that you're using your work to relieve stress, but you're seriously turning into a workaholic, and not the good kind!
It's almost as if you've become disconnected with the outside world.
Why would you do that to yourself, Applejack?
Listen, you obviously don't get it. I fear something bad is going on. Just like when Discord was still around, it was the same feeling I got in the back of my head.
It's not just me that's causing a riot round here, just look at what Rarity and Rainbow Dash have done!
You think I want to mess with those ponies again? No - and just because I'm GALLOPING ahead with my work, you shouldn't try to stop me.
Now BUCK off!
*Gasp*!
Such FOAL language!
You're not being a very good PALanimo, A.J.!
WHINNY ya'll going to stop with all the puns?!?
NEIGHver!
Alright, that's enough...
Anyway - Twi, did you send any letters to princess Celestia about any of this? She might be the one who can help sort out this 'ere rivalry.
No, not yet. I hope she is alright.
Maybe you should ask her if she knows what the hay is going on around here? Shoot, I don't think today could get any worse.
What? You know me!
*laugh track* - *Two and a Half Men Outro*
Oh! Hey Spike...
Yo, Twi, you don't look so good. What's bringing you down, cracker?
Errrm, nothing. Really, it's nothing.
You spoken to AJ yet? Or is she being even more of a one-dimensional character than usual?
Hey HEY!
Mind if we don't talk about it?
Alright then, Twi. If you're sure...
*sigh*
Any chance for a quickie?